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KatK Reviews - Silicon Corn Dildo

Updated: Jan 8


It all started as a joke. A friend in a lifestyle group posted a picture of this ridiculous dong, and someone asked if anyone had ever used a corn dildo before. I offered up one a-maize-ing review if he sent it to me. Well, he took me up on that offer and here we are getting down with the cornness.

Y'all might not know this about me, but I spent part of my summers in Iowa on grandparents farm, pickin tomatoes and shuckin corn. I even lost my virginity in the front seat of a pickup truck in a campground at a family reunion. No, no, no... not to my cousin silly! My cousin's friend who happened to be the prom king. Girls gotta have standards, ya know.


Now where were we, ah yes, corn dick. Even with a history like mine, poppin an ear in my vag had never been a temptation before now. This sucker comes in two sizes 8.85in or 10.5in. When asked what size I wanted I figured if you're going to get a kernel dildo the bigger, the better.


It came in a slender black box shrouded in bubble wrap and tucked into a discreet shipping pouch. Its base is the size of my wrist, and the top has a nicely shaped head, which I'm an enthusiast of when it comes to my living joysticks. The remainder of the toy below the head was covered in little kernels, correctly simulating the actual grain. What was more unusual then it's shape was its pinkish-brown "flesh" coloring. After taking note of its serious suction cup, we put it in the toy chest and saved it for another day.



We had already had a pretty intense scene. My poor lil puss puss was swollen and tight, and my sadist of a Dom decided now was the purrfect time to test out our new, grainy, flesh-noodle. Kitten was not a fan. In theory, the kernels would simulate vibrating as they rumbled in and out but my sore cunt just found it to be more painful than pleasurable. Figuring it to be a case of circumstance, I decided to give it another chance with a fresh beaver.

This time was more pleasurable but I could easily see how it might become irritating again. With no curve in it to stimulate the g-spot, this one is for the size queen, best matched with clitoral stimulation. Due to its size, getting it very far in by myself was a challenge and is easier used with a partner or suction. When using it with suction, I preferred it doggy style over riding it and bottoming out. Cowgirl could, however, be a nice challenge if your looking to torture your country sub.


Overall, this toy didn't bring me to orgasm, and while I probably wouldn't choose to use it on my own, I could fancy it under the right circumstances. I present it a 4.5/10, but I'm happy to have it in my collection for its unique and quirky design.


You can buy this toy here on Amazon. To stay up to date on all my writings, sign up for my email list and follow me on facebook. Until next time!


Your Kinky Kitty,

Jessica RAVAGE

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